Dating after the Apocalypse

Author: The_Artist_Formerly

Date: January 9, 2001

Sticky notices something during his big date
*sniff sniff* I think I need some deodorant
PEU!! That is just plain rancid! Im outta here.
He then seeks help from a friend
You could just sit in a trash can. Then you would not notice the smell.
Ok. I'll try anything once.
That night...
Hey sexy...
Hmmmmm................ last man on earth... putrid smell........ last man on earth... putrid smell........ Well, I wonder where that redhead chick I saw went.