The Artist explains why he looks like a Pink Donkey...
Hello, I am "The Artist Formerly Known as a Purple Dancing Monkey." By now, some of you might be wondering why a Purple Dancing Monkey looks like a Pink Stationary Donkey.
...and is floating through space/time
You see, this is where the "Formerly" part comes in.
Little tip kids: women are moody and quick to anger. Especially when they have magical powers beyond your imagination.
