True Story: Return of the True Story.

Author: The_Crash_King

Date: February 9, 2003

by The_Crash_King
2-09-03
Well holy shit. I guess I'm back in action.
It's been TWO FUCKING YEARS since I've made a comic on this shitty ass stinkhole of a website.
So what have you been doing all this time then?
Working a shitty ass job. Living in a stinkhole. You know... the usual shitty ass stuff. ...Stinkhole.
I guess reading a fuckin' thesaurus once in awhile isn't on the list of "the usual stuff"