True Story: Cockblock and Roll

Author: The_Crash_King

Date: March 22, 2003

by The_Crash_King
3-22-03
Pardon me, ma'am.
*sigh* what?
Have you ever been fucked by a 30 year old virgin in a fruity vest that showers only once a week and uses stuffed animal dolls for sexual gratification?
I have.