Fear me, creator.

Author: The_Crash_King

Date: February 12, 2001

by The_Crash_King
2-12-01
Mechanical Theater: Opening...
Hello. I'm Bumper-bot. Anal rape is my specialty...
I built you for love. But you only know hate.
Climax...
There is a clown behind you.
Silly Robot. You're tricks are for kids!
Conclusion...
Seriously, Dammit. Turn around.
Oooookay... it's time for another tune up...