True Story (volume 1)

Author: The_Crash_King

Date: February 12, 2001

by The_Crash_King
2-12-01
Answer me, you pathetic peice of human waste!!!
You can't fool me. I know you just want to suck my brain out through my ears!
I promise I won't try and do that this time. Now, answer the phone!
That's what you said last time. I was in the hospital for three days!
That was the lamps fault. Don't you remember it pushing you down the stairs?
Oh yeah... hey, that reminds me... I need to make a trip down to the store and stock up on painkillers again...