True Story (volume 1, part 2)

Author: The_Crash_King

Date: February 12, 2001

by The_Crash_King
2-12-01
...and then I said to the policeman, "Hey listen buddy, that window was broken waaaaaaay before I threw that brick through it."
oh... heh heh heh... ugh. Hey, um... can I ask you a question?
As long as it involves me taking my pants off.
Why are you pointing at my breasts?
I like to call it "pretend touching".