I've made better ones than this...

Author: The_Crash_King

Date: February 12, 2001

by The_Crash_King
2-12-01
Mechanical Theater is back yet again...
I've had it up to here with you, Bumper.
If you think you are scaring me... Think again, fleshy!
Listen to me... this has to stop!
Up yours. I'll engage in anal sex with non-consenting males WHENEVER I want!
What are you talking about? I just want you to quit playing "Stacy Q" over and over...
"TWO OF HEARTS! TWO HEARTS THAT BEAT AS ONE... TWO OF HEARTS!!"