True Story (volume 2)

Author: The_Crash_King

Date: February 13, 2001

by The_Crash_King
2-13-01
...and don't forget to tune into our special... are the cleaning products you use every day able to kill you?
What is this, Sesame Street? Am I three years old here? Maybe you guys should do a report that would actually be news!
Oh really, smarty pants man?
damn straight.
Then explain yesterday when I saw you drink two bottles of Drano.
Hey! I needed SOMETHING to wash down all that Comet.