True Story (volume 2, part 4)

Author: The_Crash_King

Date: February 14, 2001

by The_Crash_King
2-14-01
Hey, Everyone. Great to be here. Did I ever tell you about the woman with the poodle? I bashed her head in last week! Get it? HAHAHAH!
Booo! You suck!
I just flew in from San Fransico last night. And boy, are my arms tired... FROM KILLING PEOPLE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Get off the stage, loser! Why aren't you funny?
Thank you, thank you. I poisoned all of your drinks.... Goodnight!
Hello? 911?