The response was... overwhelming.

Author: The_Crash_King

Date: February 14, 2001

by The_Crash_King
2-14-01
Hello all. This is Crash King from the super fantastic series "True Story". With me is Silly Elephant.
Silly Elephant is my name! Being silly is my game!
It has come to my attention that the Silly Elephant character... well... sucks shit. I'm here to disprove all that. Silly Elephant, are you not the silliest elephant in the world?
Yes, I am the silliest elephant in the world. Come on folks, what's not sillier than an elephant?
Dude, that response was pretty fucking lame. Do I have to remind you that your life hangs in the balance?
I mean... uh... you can't spell "Silly Elephant" without the word... silly? Ugh. God dammit. I'm going to be paino keys, aren't I?