1337 COMIX WRITOR IN TWO EASY STEPS!!!

Author: The_Crash_King

Date: February 14, 2001

by The_Crash_King
2-14-01
The Crash King tells it like it is...
Hello... Crash King here again to break the fourth wall, and teach everyone how to properly make a comic strip on "Low Pass Comic Strip Creator"...
Yes, please enlighten us, oh Fearless One of Wonderment!
Step one... create a really shitty three-panel comic strip... (just like "Three Reasons"!)
"Pretend Touching"??? LOL!!1 I M A 1337 COMIX WRITOR!!!
*meep* You're so fucking haliarious, dood...
Step 2: Spend a couple hours going through the Random Comic Generator trying to find your comic so you can rate it a 10...
Then give up and go back to masturbating in your own pool of filth and pathetic tears...
You're such a dipshit. See? I make fun of you because it's funny!!!