A message to all of you from the Crash King...

Author: The_Crash_King

Date: February 15, 2001

by The_Crash_King
2-15-01
COME ON YOU ASSHOLES... BE FUNNY!!!
He's talking to you. Let this be a warning...
THAT DOES IT. EVERYBODY IS GETTING ONES... (oh, except for you... heh heh heh. Robots are silly...)
Clango be hellava tough, so cut the jibba jabba...