True Story: At least he didn't ask for "cream"...

Author: The_Crash_King

Date: March 8, 2001

by The_Crash_King
3-08-01
Crash King here. We have secretly replaced Neal's coffee with Decaf. Let's see if he notices the difference....
YUCK!!! WHO TOOK A SHIT IN MY COFFEE CUP???
That's what "Decaf" is, isn't it?
Dude, that's DEFECATE!!! Fucking Moron!