Bob the Goatherd visits Jesus

Author: The_Fat_Lagtrola

Date: March 1, 2001

One fine sunny afternoon Bob the Goatherd decided to visit Jesus
Hey, Jesus, hows it hanging?
Oh no! It's Bob! I must do something!
As Jesus struggles to get down from the cross, Bob becomes increasingly annoyed at being ignored
Hello? Hey! I'm talking to you! Hello? Jesus Christ, what's a guy got to do to get someones attention?
Nrrggh...can't....get....down...
Bob the Goatherd fries Jesus to a crisp. God doesn't care
Well, fuck you man. I'm gonna go cause some fatal accidents now. See ya. Jerk