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by The_Gimp_2001
3-05-01
one day christopher robin decides enough is enough.
hello Eeyor, your pessimesitic attitude is pissing me off
Ho hum, another attempt on my life
that's right, bitch you're going down
I guess I'll have think of something.
bugger
Christopher, you can't kill me,i'm a stuffed toy

 

by The_Gimp_2001
3-05-01
Father meets son for the dirst time.
Daddy!
Jesus Christ you're an ugly sod.
That's right! bugger off, freak!

 

by The_Gimp_2001
3-05-01
Yes, my son?
Um.... Jesus? I need help, How do I get girls to like me??
Well, try putting yourself in dangerous situations, They'll give you loads of sympathy and attention.
Really??
Thats right! Look at me and i've 5 Ho's this morning!

 

by The_Gimp_2001
3-05-01
You know, I miss my human master.
Why?
............
You're right, lets go murder someone.
Kay.

 

by The_Gimp_2001
3-05-01
Yo, I like to kill gays in many differant ways, cut off their dicks with rusty razor blades.
Yeah, I kill people using my voice, surround sound will pound your ass into the ground.
Yo, bitch, I'm eminem who the fuck are you?
er...... slim shady

 

by The_Gimp_2001
3-05-01
In da hood.
Yo, get the fuck outta my bin, bitch!
No.
Bah! Foiled again!

 

by The_Gimp_2001
3-05-01
ah so
ah so
ah........ shit.

 

by The_Gimp_2001
3-05-01
First contact, july 14th 2005......
greetings earthling.
wilkommen!
erm.....
As a representative of the people of earth I'd just like to say with the deepest appreciation, not only of your infinite technology and mind reading ability, but also from the fact that you...........
note, do not send germans to first contact.
long winded bastard, KILL HUMANS!

 

by The_Gimp_2001
3-05-01
hey Brad.
hey Brad.
hey Brad.
hey Brad.
Why the fuck did I clone myself?
Seemed like a good idea at the time.

 

by The_Gimp_2001
3-05-01
hey Doc, could you clone me?
Why vould you want such a thing?
I'm lonely, please help!
okaydoky!
At the lab, some weeks later..........
bloody idiot.

 

by The_Gimp_2001
3-05-01
I don't feel very well.
no problem! Dr Brainstvic can fix you!
you know, you're not the great mind you once were.
My wife has left me.

 

by The_Gimp_2001
3-05-01
one day, a man mysteriously combusted. Agent X was sent to investigate
whoa!
.....................
After many, many minutes of work, Agent X comes up with a thesis....
gas.

 

by The_Gimp_2001
3-05-01
Hey, The Foundation of democracy is oppression, man how can we be free when our hands are pinned to the metaphorical cross of christian values?
'click'
my work is done........

 

by The_Gimp_2001
3-05-01
Jimmy the racist comedian was 40 years too late.......
So I says, hey! Negro, what you doing on the front of the bus?
So I says, yo white boy you ain't got no style! knowhatimsayin'? Yo, check this! A black man can't walk down the street without a policman stopping him............

 

by The_Gimp_2001
3-05-01
And now... eminem live in concert!
And now... Marilyn Manson live in concert
well, that's me done, i'm off to kill something
And now... Unsubstantiated attacks on musicans by Nazi esque christain fascist groups.

 

by The_Gimp_2001
3-06-01
I want to die.
I want to die.
I want to die.

 

by The_Gimp_2001
3-06-01
Congratulations! You are the winner of this FABULOUS peacock!
'click'
'click'? Well, it IS good, but needs a little work
'click'
4 hours later, in the lab.
excellent
mooo

 

by The_Gimp_2001
3-06-01
happy
depressed
happy

 

by The_Gimp_2001
3-06-01
All your base are belong to us?
sup with that shit G?
well?

 

by The_Gimp_2001
3-06-01
All your base are belong to us?
sup with that shit G?
well?

 

by The_Gimp_2001
3-06-01
The extra mass of the universe can be explained by the empty space in the universe having mass, about 1 to 1000 times that of an electron per cubic meter. That mass having fluid like dynamics.
Yes, that explains the nuclear force, gravity, as well as formation patterns to some nebulae, the shape of galaxies, and missing mass. It seems to have some merit to it.
me love you long time, bitch.

 

by The_Gimp_2001
3-06-01
God You are a complete bastard! Why'd you do this to your own son? Fucking pig dog!
Unfortunatley, God is in a wrathful mood.
Ungrateful little shit FEEL MY WRATH!
It seems, blessed art those without miracle producing ability
I'm so lonely
What the....... get out of here!

 

by The_Gimp_2001
3-06-01
Dirty trailer trash bitch!
You fucking inbred hick!
You fucking inbred hick!
Dirty trailer trash bitch!
hmmm........ fancy a shag?.....................OooooooH!
I'm already there.

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