Jesus, everybodies fav' agony uncle

Author: The_Gimp_2001

Date: March 5, 2001

by The_Gimp_2001
3-05-01
Yes, my son?
Um.... Jesus? I need help, How do I get girls to like me??
Well, try putting yourself in dangerous situations, They'll give you loads of sympathy and attention.
Really??
Thats right! Look at me and i've 5 Ho's this morning!