FTC #49: That's Like Something I Would Do!

Author: The_Kingpin

Date: December 18, 2004

by The_Kingpin
12-18-04
I hope you enjoyed the dinner, my dear.
Oh Neal... This has been such a romantic Christmas night. You shouldn't have!
I'm afraid I should have... Because tonight is the night I must tell you my dark secret!
What is it?
Actually, I don't. I just wanted to get some suspense going.