That's not what I call them.

Author: The_Purinsammler

Date: November 25, 2003

by The_Purinsammler
11-25-03
I think you might have a drinking problem. Every time I come over, you've got shotglasses lying all over the place...
Shotglasses? Those aren't "shotglasses," they're my "pill-taking cups."
You have over seventy of them in just your cupboard, alone.
I...uh...take a lot of pills?
Then you have a drug problem.
Hey! Maybe I just have a lot of stock invested in Tylenol, alright?!