Republican Musicals (with real showtune lyrics)

Author: The_Witch

Date: April 27, 2006

by The_Witch
4-27-06
Presenting the best in Republican Musical Theater! The NSA and Dubya in "The King Is I"!
Getting to know you...
Getting to know ALL about you...
Ann Coulter in "Guys and/or Dolls!"
Luck, be a lady tonight... Luck...
...If you've ever been a lady to begin with!
And Dick Cheney in "Gannon Get Your Gun!"
You can't shoot a male in the tail like a quail...
Yeah... Go for his FACE instead!