Saved by the fender-bender

Author: The_Witch

Date: May 5, 2006

by The_Witch
5-05-06
They're giving me hell in press conferences these days.
And they're just about to indict me.
We need a distraction. Something the media can't resist.
What's in the news today?
I heard a Kennedy was in a car crash.
Holy shit! Why didn't you say so? To work, to work!