Because it's not a scandal until there's sex.

Author: The_Witch

Date: May 6, 2006

by The_Witch
5-06-06
I have to resign, sir.
What are you talking about, Porter? You stay right where you are.
They've found out I'm playing poker at the Watergate with Duke Cunningham's thugs.
So? That under-the-table stuff happens all the time around here. No, Porter, you're doin' just fine.
There are prostitutes involved.
Out you go.