When in doubt, he saves his own bacon.

Author: The_Witch

Date: May 25, 2006

by The_Witch
5-25-06
Denny Hastert (R-Pork Products) finds out a Democrat has been taking bribes.
It's an outrage! He should be investigated! Kicked out of Congress! Sent to prison!
...Did I just see a man in uniform pass by?
FBI. We're going to search his office.
They can search our OFFICES!?
Half an hour later...
*trumpet*
Separation of powers!! Consitutionality!! This is an OUTRAGE!!