We report, you decide to change the channel.

Author: The_Witch

Date: May 31, 2006

by The_Witch
5-31-06
Here at Fox News, we've been trying to show you all the good news coming out of Iraq that the media isn't showing you.
We've decided to take the same tack with domestic news stories.
This hour, we'll have a special report on all the women who are not kidnapped from cruise ships.
In the executive suite:
And later on, we'll tell you all about the people who have lived their whole lives without being convicted of murder.
That's funny... why are the ratings going down?