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Presenting: The Greatest Hits of Ted Stevens! Now, the Senate superstar who brought you "Tubes..."
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| The Internet is not a truck
That rolled in mud and then got stuck
... It's a series of TUBES!
Don't you get it, you rubes? | |
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...has come out with a greatest-hits album featuring classics like "ANWR Blues"...
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| Will I let go?
The answer is: NO! But I will resign
Bid the Senate good bye'n
go to my room and cry!
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... and "Yeah, I Placed the Hold," the theme from Scooby-Doo 3: Mystery of the Missing Legislation!
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| And I would have gotten away with it, too!
If it weren't for you damn kids... | |
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