It depends on how you define "news."

Author: The_Witch

Date: April 10, 2007

by The_Witch
4-10-07
So I hear that Dick Cheney asserted Saddam/al Qaeda links the very day they were disproved.
ROSIE O'DONNELL IS TOTALLY RUINING THE VIEW!
Um... how about that John McCain? Did you hear he was "totally safe" in Baghdad, thanks to air cover and Kevlar?
DON IMUS IS RACIST! AREN'T YOU ANGRY?
I have a feeling you don't want to talk about the news.
O CRAP, THEY'RE ABOUT TO ANNOUNCE ANNA NICOLE'S BABY'S DADDY!