The cockeyed optimist from Arizona

Author: The_Witch

Date: April 11, 2007

by The_Witch
4-11-07
Senator McCain, didn't you know that your statements about Iraq were false?
Hey, look, I'm gonna misspeak sometimes, but I like that. It's more fun.
What do you say to the fact that you disagree with most of the American people on the Iraq situation?
Of course I disagree. But I'm right, because Iraq is nice and safe!
You do realize people aren't going to vote for someone who says they're wrong, right?
I know! I'm totally gonna be the next president!!