The Real Reason the Civil War Began (The edited version)

Author: Thomasisneat

Date: September 4, 2001

by Thomasisneat
9-04-01
We start the scene upon the glorious line of Mason-Dixon
Hey, you Yankee! You're blue skinned!
And you're gray skinned, Johnny Red!
I don't know how I could live in a country with blue skinned folk.
I don't know how I could live in a country with a gray skinned folk.
I reckon we should have a war.
I reckon.