That Guy who Looks Like a Pervert has a Bone to Pick...

Author: Thomasisneat

Date: September 5, 2001

by Thomasisneat
9-05-01
I don't get it... why does everyone always put me in the comic as some sort of masturbating peeping Tom?
Don't any people have minds that don't always stay on sex? For all anyone knows, I might be making a witty and bruising comeback to a moron's statement about the weather but instead I am used to hump!
That's why as a character and comic strip regular I am asking you to give me some dignity! Please find more creative uses for me instead of just the horny boss or the horny old man!
What the fuck is that thing in his pants?