Chapter From The Little Prince that Never Made it...

Author: Thomasisneat

Date: February 5, 2002

by Thomasisneat
2-05-02
Hello, mister... May I ask why you live on this planet with all those bunnies?
Why for entertainment, of course! If I didn't torture and kill bunnies, what else would I do?
Oh... Well I believe I must leave to take care of my rose.
THE FUCK?!?!?! YOU HAVE A ROSE AS A PET?!?!?!
Owwww
A rose as a pet, Jesus Christ. I'm doing the world a favor getting rid of you. And besides, you're more fun than bunnies!