He's Not Really a Pervert

Author: Thomasisneat

Date: February 28, 2002

by Thomasisneat
2-28-02
Wow, I think this date has been going really well... What's wrong? Why haven't you been talking?
Listen, you pervert. I'm sick of you eyeing me like a piece of meat. Consider this date over.
But... I'm not intentionally eyeing you like that! I have a lazy eye!
Whatever, asshole. I hope you burn in hell.
*sniffle*