Relationships are the Reason People Die Earlier

Author: Thomasisneat

Date: February 28, 2002

by Thomasisneat
2-28-02
Frank? Sorry to seem intrusive, but I think your girlfriend is taking too much control of your life!
Really?
Yes, really! She doesn't even let you eat junk food anymore, she doesn't let you get wasted, and she makes you exercise on a daily basis! You gotta tell her to loosen the leash.
Yeah, you're right! All this exercise, healthy eating, and staying clean is flushing my life's well-being down the toilet!