CC103: One More Sign Up

Author: Thomasisneat

Date: March 3, 2002

by Thomasisneat
3-03-02
Name?
Pink Donkey
Alright... you check out. Now that all the contestants are here, we can get started!
Before we start, could you tell me the closest place where I could get a quickie?
Pardon?
You think a pink donkey is gonna be able to find some poontang in the Bronx? Unlikely.