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by Thoughtless
9-22-02
Dumbass...
Hi Josh I'm sorry for everything! I love you!
Because you suck, dumbass.
Why won't you love me too? I'm always so nice to you! I tell you you're hot, and annoy you 24/7! And I'm dumber than a crack whore on viagra at a Dairy Farm!
Go away, fucker.
How rude! I hate you! Bye!

 

by Thoughtless
9-22-02
The Next Day....
You're dumb, dumbass.
Hi Josh! I'm sorry I was so rude last night! I love you!
I have a girlfriend in another town, and she is sexy, smart, and I love her. I hate you because you're such a fucking dumbass, and being so ugly doesn't help you either, that's why it doesn't work.
Why don't you love me? I love you and you are so sexy!
What a fucking dumbass...
brb, I'm going to go cry.

 

by Thoughtless
9-22-02
Why the planes on 9-11 REALLY crashed...
Man, Smashing Pumpkins own you. They are the best band ever. Fuck all the other bands, they just don't compare.
No way dude, Slipknot is way better. They have a 9 guys!!! OMG THAT IS HARDCORE!!#1313
Hahahah, that's pathetic. I prefer to listen to legendary rock bands, not prepackaged artifical pre-packaged Nu-Metal guys shitting on their instruments.
I guess they're just TOO HARDCORE FOR YOU!!!!!
Shortly after, the entire plane ignited, and crashed into the World Trade Center, proving, sarcasm can be deadly when least expected.
Yeah, I guess they are.
Uhhh....no one ever says that...I can't take the sarcasm! NOOO!!! *bursts into flames*

 

by Thoughtless
9-22-02
My hair is an ink blob!
My hair is a flying saucer with 2 machine guns in the front.
Oh yeah...well...uh...I don't have to worry about hair loss! I can just go buy a pen.
Well, I can kill people with my dandruff blasters.
Not if I attack you with Head and Shoulders Shampoo!
Fucker, now I have to go plot ways to make my hair invincible to hygiene.

 

by Thoughtless
9-23-02
Hi, I'm Johnny.
HI, I'm Danielle.
Yellow yellow...LASER POINTER!!! AHAHAH!!! OWW MY EYE, THEN I DIED!
I want his balls so bad. *salivates*
I am a big cowboy now. Yay! Once I was jumping on a trampoline and I broke my leg, OWWW MY EYE!!!
Ohhh mannn, he's making me horny. FUCK! I meant to think that! Not say it!

 

by Thoughtless
9-23-02
My name is Pete, would you like to be my friend?
Sure! Smoke my balls!
WHAT??!?!?!
Uhhh...never mind.
What a sexy bitch...
What a loser...

 

by Thoughtless
12-30-02
Arr...What's up Stefanie. You asked to be in one of my comics. Well here we are.
Hello Mark. This is pretty uncomfortable but I hear it's worth it. How are you doing?
Pretty good, and yourself?
I just told you! This is very uncomfortable! SILENCE MORTAL!
Okay, later dude. This comic doesn't make any sense.
COMIC??!?!?!?!?!

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