Hair Competition

Author: Thoughtless

Date: September 22, 2002

by Thoughtless
9-22-02
My hair is an ink blob!
My hair is a flying saucer with 2 machine guns in the front.
Oh yeah...well...uh...I don't have to worry about hair loss! I can just go buy a pen.
Well, I can kill people with my dandruff blasters.
Not if I attack you with Head and Shoulders Shampoo!
Fucker, now I have to go plot ways to make my hair invincible to hygiene.