Who doesn't like coffee?

Author: Thread_Jew

Date: April 15, 2006

by Thread_Jew
4-15-06
Hey sir. I am a homeless person. May I per chance have a nickle to buy a cup of coffee.
LOL! Okay... I will get u coffee.
Oh, why thank you kind sir. I do verily much appreciate this gesture of kind-- wait!
I splashed the coffee in your face, bitch! How do you like that?
SPLASH!
Ah! It scalding. My face is melting. OH NO! I NEEDED THAT FACE!!
LOL!