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by Throk
2-11-02
In Branndens bedroom:
...ugh...
Whats wrong my dear friend, Steve?
..uuhh...huh? wha....?
You ok Steve?
....muuhh...hmmph....uhh...
Its that crack your black uncle louis gave to you isn't it?

 

by Throk
2-11-02
On the streets of Monroe:
My ass is on fire!
Smell my ass!
I'm sorry, did you say something?

 

by Throk
2-11-02
Somewhere on planet Phazar
Heh heh heh, I have come to give you your ANAL INJECTION FOOL!
AAAIIIEEE!!!
Now you hold still you little...... Awww damnit.
...To Be Continued

 

by Throk
2-11-02
In the Nebuler Nebula...
Pffew! That was a close one! What the hell is that...?
AHH SHIT!!!
Thats right! I'm gonna plug you right good you wascly wabbit!
How the hell does he do it...

 

by Throk
2-11-02
Today on Iron Chef
Our food for today...
A HIDEOUS FLYING INSECT!!
bzzzzzz
Fukui-San! It seem that cheif Kaga is getting it up his butt from that horrible bug! And he also sweating profously!
I've seen enough of Kaga and his animal molesting ways! I'm outta here!
Sweet love of christ! Help me! I no deserve this! AUUGGGGHH!

 

by Throk
2-11-02
A telephone conversation somewhere in the inner belt of planets-
Hi Steve. Its Kim.
Uh, hi, Kim.
Silence followers for 15 solid minutes with nary a grunt nor a sigh...
...If only, Steve. If only...
Im a big fat jackass. Bye.
I thought she would never go away.

 

by Throk
2-11-02
Go away you little sperm-gulper.
Thats it, I'm gonna shit all over his head, and throw nuts at him.
Why the hell are bombs falling? Where did this come from?
My offspring need some nuts. I bet I could gather up quite a few round, hard, robust nuts for them to roll around in their mouths.
I really hate you. I'm going to roast you for dinner tonight you little cock face.
Just try it ass licker. I'll let loose with some Kung-fu shit, like a typhoon, bitch. Now where was I? Oh yes, my nuts.

 

by Throk
2-12-02
While in space, Steve spots a space ship:
Han Solo!
Thats right little space bunny, I am Han Solo. Unfortunatly, Chewie is no longer with us.
Oh really? So, uh, what happened?
well, he kind of tripped and bumped the pressure release button, sending him flying out the hatch while we were traveling at light speed.
Well thanks Han! Good to know that Chewbacca perished in the fathomless depths of space, and Anikan is becoming a Jedi!
aww dude, that sucks. So hows Leah and the kids?
Oh, there just wonderful! See I sent little Anikan to Lukes new Jedi academy on Yavin 4 and....

 

by Throk
2-13-02
On the Millenium Falcon
So, what were you doing before I got on here, Han?
Not much. Me and Chewie smoked all the leaf that Jabba was supposed to get. But his fat ass is fried.
Cool.
Well, I've got to go check on something back at that talking A4px-1 computer or whatever.
Oh shit. To be Continued.
What the hell....
OH MY GOD!! LEAVE ME ALONE YOU TERRIBLE GRAY... AUUUGHH!!

 

by Throk
2-13-02
On the falcon
WAAAAAAUUUUGHH!!!
Thats right bunny-bitch! Its me!
Hahah! I've got you now.... what the hell?
Will you never learn Anal-Alien?
It appears to be a giant white stock of brocolli pointing at me from outside of the comic window..

 

by Throk
2-13-02
Steve finds himself in the vacuum of space, searching for a way to get away from the Anal-Alien.
Where am I?

 

by Throk
2-13-02
Oh god! What in christs name is that!
Steve just about craps himself when he finds another entity floating about space.
Moo. Moooo. *sniff* I SMELL RABBITS I SMELL RABBITS!! WHERE IS RABBIT!! STEW STEW RABBIT STEW AND FEET!!! WHERE IS CALPURNIA, MY COLORED COOK! GET OVER HERE AND COOK ME RABBIT WITH STEW AND FEET!

 

by Throk
2-14-02
After leaving Kim floating in the midst of space, blabbering about various stews, Steve decides to start searching for a suitable home.
Man, I'm glad that fat jackass floated in the other direction. Now its time to start searching for a home.
Then, Steve spots a giant space laboratory in the distance.
Hey, lookit that! A dark and dreary space-lab as big as Texas that looks like its been the end of the universe and back!
We can only hope Steve, we can only hope...
Wait a minute. This better not end up like one of those space-horror flicks. If I see any frozen corpses, I'm outta here!

 

by Throk
2-14-02
Steve floats himself in the general direction of the vessel, and opens the pressure lock.
Ah, heres the pressure lock. Lets just give it a tug here....
Oh geez. Who turned out the lights? Gotta find a switch or something...
AAAAUUUUUGGGGHHH!!!!!
OOOOHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOD!!!! AAAIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!

 

by Throk
2-14-02
"AHHHHHHHH!"
AHHHHHHHH!"
Good Idea!
*Gasp... Gasp....* Why did I come in here! I gotta get out!
Just wait till he takes a look at me!

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