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by Thundercats787
10-21-02
Justin Clark meets Katie Krivanek
Hey Justin Clark, I like you
Really..even though your overwieght and have a fucked up face...i Love you
Thats nice....
I am so in LOVE...Please be my girlfriend or better yet my wife
the next day
I play basketball...so i can't go out with you..playing basketball is more important than me ever getting a decent looking boyfriend
You broke my heart....i guess i have to go be obsessed with someone else

 

by Thundercats787
10-21-02
outside of school
I eat little boys
i make love to little boys
Yo whats cracking
Don't i know you
I just stole this baby
ya well...i'm a slut...

 

by Thundercats787
10-21-02
Robert and Kelly go out
Kelli I think your beautiful
You do...well...lets be boyfriend and girlfriend
Robert and Kelli Break up
I got lock jaw...lets break up
NOOOO!!!
Justin and Justin talk about Robert
Dude, Robert is hearbroken.....but he's getting over it...
Like my shorts?...ohh..now he's blaming it on not having glasses...what a jerk

 

by Thundercats787
10-22-02
Hey...i am justin clark..i think i am funny
I am justin Philllips and i think Justin Clarks Comics aren't funny..in fact they are gayer than Maculty Culkin
I Just read a Justin519 comic...its that bad
We lost the war cause we got so depressed over Justin Clarks horrible comics...that aren't funny
Justin Realizes the truth
I gotta get away from this fuck's horrible comics..they are just soooooo gay
No one likes me...i should just kill myself...i am not funny at all...

 

by Thundercats787
10-22-02
The Setup
I am a chick..and i wanna do Justin Clark sooooo bad...Justin Phillips...please hook me up
Alright...i called justin..he is on his way over to my empty house to fool around with you...i am such a good friend
The Deed
Hey Justin Clark...Lets have mad monkey sex..or i'll just orally pleasure you..do whatever with me..
Yikes...a girl....what do i do...she wants to play with my wiener...oh what should i do
The getaway
I'm Gay!!
OH..i woulda done anything for him..and he just runs away....he's right..he is gay

 

by Thundercats787
10-23-02
Hey...Robots are funnier than people..cause we don't have personality
Ya..and we can't have sex...cause robots aren't equiped with penis's
we don't have penis's?
No...we don't...its really heartbreaking..
Remeber when we starred in Bill and Teds Bogus Journery.....
GOOD TIMES!!

 

by Thundercats787
10-23-02
Hey Bro..wanna do some poetry
I already do poetry for my girlfriend
Why is it so hard to tell you that, im not leaving you here, and i want you to know that i'm so sorry i hurt you. You are the best thing in my life...
dude that sucks..
Baby ill be ur Huckelberry, u dont have to double dare me. If the world gets wild and scary, count on me to be right there. Ur so extra ordinary, sweet like marischino cherry.
I'm gonna go get a real Job....

 

by Thundercats787
10-23-02
Robert...why are you and justin fighting?
Well...after i grew my hair out we started hangin out alot..and one thing led to another.....
2 WEEKS EARLIER
Hey rob...lets do it.....
Nah....your not my type
Ever since he's been mad at me..
Ohh..makes sense

 

by Thundercats787
10-23-02
Hey...whats up Chad Popa...i heard your dad was HUNG
Ya..it skips a generation...so when me and Kristen B. have kids..they will be well endowed..
So....do you think your dad could hook me up with a member?
Ahhh..Kristen B. I like her as mush as Justin CLark liked Katie K.
Snap outta it man....She only dates guys who play sports...
Ohh...the only sport i play is pocket pool..and the occastional game of butt darts...

 

by Thundercats787
10-23-02
Hey JP hows it goin...its nice of you to visit me here in prison
DUDE....how did you get here....
Well...it all started when kerri didn't trust me...so she built this prison and won't let me do anything....without her appoval first
Dude she is soo psychotic....are you OK?
Ya...i am so afraid of being alone that i will let her do anything to me...did i tell you that she put a tracking device in my head
I'm outta here....call me when she lets you out...it'll probably be your 20th wedding annaversay...

 

by Thundercats787
10-23-02
Hi..my name is kerri...and i am totally mentally unstable
AHHHH....whats wrong with your face...
Ya...i know..but i gots me a man i will NEVER let go..no matter what it takes..i'll break into his email or even follow him to the bathroom to make sure he's not doin anything I don't want him to do
Damn..i won't even abduct you
I also hate his best friend cause i feel threatned that he'll take him away...even though the friend is only home a few weeks a year..
You don't get presents...cuase your such a ruiner and jerk

 

by Thundercats787
10-23-02
Justin, I am so glad your home...Its good to see you again...
Dude i am so glad i get to see my best friend...be back..i gotta pee
Hey Kerri...JUSTIN'S HOME..i am so happy to see him..
GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW...I NEED YOU TO BITE MY TOENAIL..THEY ARE GETTING LONG
Gotta go...the person who owns me called
Kerri is such a Ruiner..but what did i expect..who wants to spends time with his best friend anyway...well..i got another one...time to see robert

 

by Thundercats787
10-23-02
Well...you might think i am being mean in these last few comics...
But....there is a difference in making fun of poeple..
There is making fun of people i like...Robert and Justin...they are my friends...and i am buddies with them till the end..
You can even say that I looooove them
But..there is also people i really don't care for...KERRI....i know this pisses one of my friends off..but i don't care..
So...Kerri..i really don't like you..i know you don't like me...so lets just face it..my friends make fun of me..i laugh...people i don't like..thats a whole different story and i am outta room...JERK

 

by Thundercats787
10-24-02
Well...aint i in a situation here...I might have said some harsh things without thinking...
and i may have pissed off my best friend girlfriend....and him...
well...its not like i didn't mean it...i just shouldn't have said it in a comic strip
And since i am to stupid to figure out the delete comic deal i guess i have to live with it
I feel bad for what i said...but in a way i feel better for getting it off my chest...its been bottled up...
Justin..i know you like her..so i am done...i don't like that you like her but i guess i will live with it....as long as you are happy...

 

by Thundercats787
10-24-02
Hey Kerri...looks like we agree on something...
Yep we'll probably never get along...
Oh well....just don't pull on me what you pulleed on brian sterheim...
I fucked his shit up...
Whats Crackin?
My nuts..

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