Share the Room, Not the Bed

Author: Tigerchild

Date: October 5, 2003

by Tigerchild
10-05-03
so, what the deal with you and that girl?
who? Tigerchild? Nothing, we're just friends.
but you share a bedroom! Isn't that a bit suspect?
yeah, we share the bedroom but we don't share the bed.
why?
because the last time I tried to get into bed with her I ended up in intensive care for three weeks