Dude, Where's My Toaster?

Author: Tigerchild

Date: June 27, 2004

by Tigerchild
6-27-04
hang on, if you're with the US army, where's my toaster?
y'see ma'am, there's been a lot going on in Iraq
where's my toaster?
bombs, suicide, accidental stabbings and so on
where's my toaster?