Tarzan (Loosly based on the chatfic at Hekshano.com)

Author: Tigerchild

Date: July 15, 2004

by Tigerchild
7-15-04
...OK, once free, Tarzan look up at the hole in the celing and says...
this is THE most retarded thing you have ever made me do
NO!
I won't say it!
You'll say it or I'll re-cast you as Jane! Then you get to fly around in a dress the whole time and speak with an english accent!
*sigh*...those voices. they are outside...where I must be...