All comics by TiggerFish15

 

by TiggerFish15
8-04-05
I need a beer.

 

by TiggerFish15
8-04-05
Jake: Hey Dave, do you think these comics will ever be popular?
Dave: I don't know, maybe.
Jake: We probably need to be racially diverse first.
Dave: Probably.
Jake: Excellent.
Dave: I like watermelon.

 

by TiggerFish15
8-04-05
I just got back from the hospital, getting a cast put on my kid's arm.
Wow.
I was teaching him to ride his bike without training wheels, but when I let go, he fell off.
So I broke the little bastard's arm.
Aversion therapy equals good parenting.

 

by TiggerFish15
8-04-05
Today on......
....cooking with Sumey.

 

by TiggerFish15
8-04-05
Racism is dumb.
Shut your face, Jew.
I'm not jewish. I'm chinese.
Are you sure? I could have swore I hate you because you're jewish.
No, you hate me because I pee on your food.
Stupid food peeing chink.

 

by TiggerFish15
8-04-05
Do you think being gay is genetic, or a sinful lifestyle choice?
I've given much thought to this subject. On the one hand, who would choose to be gay in this hateful, intolerant society?
Not me.
On the other hand, I like sticking my dick in stuff.
And science marches on.

 

by TiggerFish15
8-04-05
Do you think there really is a God?
Wow, I sure hope not! I just killed a hooker.

 

by TiggerFish15
8-04-05
SURPRISE!
GAH!
Happy birthday, bitch. I got you a present because I felt obligated to.
Wow, that's so sweet. I don't know what to say. This is the best birthday ever!
Yeah sure, just bend over and tell me if it fits.
I hope it's a ninja suit!

 

by TiggerFish15
8-04-05
Gee, what a beautiful. day.
Indeed.
A day like this makes me want to experiment with homosexuality, which psychologists assure me is completely normal in this stage of my sexual development.
Be gentle.

 

by TiggerFish15
8-04-05
Midgets prefer to be called 'little people'. I don't think that's right.
Me neither.
They're not people.
They're elves or something.

 

by TiggerFish15
8-05-05
My doctor just called. He says I contracted ebola when I screwed a monkey at the zoo last weekend. I'll be dead by wednesday.
Zounds!
They should really put warning labels on those things. Or at least stitch up their diseased simian love holes.
Leaving them open is like an invitation to taboo monkey pleasure.
Damned promiscuous monkeys! Their free and easy love may spell the destruction of the human race.
I will wage a great and bloody war with the monkeys. PRAY TO YOUR MONKEY GODS, FOUL BEASTS! NONE SHALL SURVIVE!

 

by TiggerFish15
8-05-05
Today is my birthday.
Happy birthday.
What did you get me?
Ebola. What did you get me?
Ebola.
Shazam!

 

by TiggerFish15
8-06-05
So I read something of topical interest in a local publication recently.
You don't say.
I then considered the irony of the subject and explored the possibility of a humorous response.
I'm with you so far.
And... ZING!
I don't get it.

 

by TiggerFish15
8-06-05
Bread: Well...we've made it through 10 so called half-@$$ed "episodes."
Old MacDonald had a farm. E I E I O.
What did he have on his farm?
Where running outa steam, but where still stuffed full of ideas.
I'm getting to it. Damn, have some patience
I'm sorry, I got really caught up in the story.
And speaking of being stuffed...I'm pretty horny right now.
F*** it, he had a duck. Who cares?
Quack. That's what ducks say.

 

by TiggerFish15
8-06-05
I lost my internet connection for a month. It sucked.
What did you do with all your free time?
Well, I went out a lot more, to bars and stuff.
Cool.
And anytime anyone talked to me, I said 'stfu faggot lol'.
pwnz0r3d.

 

by TiggerFish15
8-06-05
So all day today at work, I couldn't decide whether to kill myself or everyone else around me.
Why not kill them and then kill yourself afterwards?
Baby.
F***, where were you two hours ago?
I'm not sure.

 

by TiggerFish15
8-06-05
I am so much cooler than you.
It's my secret shame.
Was that sarcasm?
I'm not sure.

 

by TiggerFish15
8-06-05
Friends are really important.
Yes, friends are very important.
No, I said "really". You said "very". Friends are "really" important.
What's the difference?
F*** YOU!
DIE!

 

by TiggerFish15
8-06-05
They say drowning isn't a bad way to go.
Really?
Yeah, they say it's a few seconds of unspeakable panic and terror, but then it's really relaxing and pleasant.
That does sound nice.
Could this spell the end for Bread and Butter? Could Brad Pitt be any sexier? Find out sometime!
So, what did you think?
I got a shrimp stuck in my throat.

 

by TiggerFish15
8-06-05
After Butter's death, Bread spent all of his time at the local bar.
Where he eventually drank himself to death.
The end.

 

by TiggerFish15
8-06-05
I can't sleep.
What's the matter?
It just pisses me off how the Christian protestors keeps attacking children's shows for showing diversity or teaching kids about tolerance.
Yeah, a person is no more likely to turn gay by seeing a gay person on TV than they are to get jaundice from watching The Simpsons.
Ready for some more, Bert?
Ernie, this episode will be brought to you by the numbers 6 and 9.

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