Timmy The Pervert #23

Author: TimmyThePervert

Date: February 22, 2005

by TimmyThePervert
2-22-05
*click* dude, bring 100 bucks down to the police station and bail me out!
bail you out? jesus timmy, what the fuck did you do now?
well, i was hanging out at the mall and i saw this really cute girl at the bookstore reading a magazine. i started contemplating ways to get her attention.
uh huh.
so i said to myself: "hey, as long as i've got this rifle with with me, why not fire a few shots into the air and see if i can impress her? what could possibly happen?"
i'm not wasting 100 bucks on you.