All comics by Timmysdad

 

Turns out he couldn't quit... by Timmysdad 8-24-04
Andrew in ten years, working in a Mcdonalds somwhere in the western realm of Northport So anyway, I was leveling up in Gelsba when this n00b just asked me for some elven armor. I was just like pffft! you're straight. clearly. Um... aren't you supposed to take my order?	Oh, sorry. Would you like me to synthesize you some fire crystals--I mean hamburgers?? Why sure... I'll have the value meal with a small order of fries.	That'll be 15,000 gil. I'm leaving.

 

The Adventures of "Batman and Robin" by Timmysdad 8-25-04
At the batcave: What is it Joey? Hey Jon-- I mean Robin, theres a crisis that calls for the daring heroics of batman and robin!	"Batman" rushes to the scene of the crisis ??? Come on, Robin there's no time to spare.	At the scene of the crisis: Yeah, you're straight Joey. Clearly. Ok, we're here. Now I'm pretty sure the enemy has got you bugged, so your going to need to get naked and climb up on the bed. And no, there aren't any cameras in here.

 

Timmy's Dad is lookin for lovin by Timmysdad 8-25-04
Timmy's dad scopes out hotties at the local elementary school. Eyy dere little big shat. How's it goin?? I wonder who this strange man is who smells like Flutie flakes?? He sure is hot though...	Things are lookin good so far for T dad... Whatsa matter? Peophile got your sweet sweet little boy wan-- I mean, cat got your tongue. You know, you should just come on over to my place after school... OK mister	T-dad gets shot down... Now get outta dem clothes and into da bed. No way. You're too hot for me.

 

Timmy's dad gets a warning... by Timmysdad 8-25-04
It is very late at night, and Timmy's dad is sleeping peacefully... Timmy's dad, I am the cybernetic ghost of christmas past from the future. Holy crap! How did you get in here?? Didn't you see the cute little yield sign on the door??	I did see it, and it was less than cute. Anyway, I'm here to show you where you'll end up if you keep up your taste for young boys. Oh no! How does he know my reputation as the neighborhood pedophile??	T-dad suddenly embarks upon a vision of what will happen if his dirty ways persist... Oh no! I'm in hell. That's right mister. I've got to say you're the worst I've ever seen down here. You should have cleaned up your act while you were alive, even though you couldn't resist those luscious little boys.

 

What everyone does when they're home alone with the cat... by Timmysdad 8-25-04
Gimme that dook Mr. Kitty!	What? How can you say no when you know you want me?!	Alright I've had enough, Kitty. Go to your room right now and think about how you hurt my feelings.

 

The horrors of 'Nam by Timmysdad 8-26-04
Andrew is sitting quietly during math class when... I sure am sitting quietly...	Suddenly, he has a flashback AHHH!! It's just like Nam!!!	He becomes a disturbance to the class. OH MY GOD! IT'S JUST LIKE NAM!!! AHHHH!!! Stop it andrew.

 

Lance goes huntin by Timmysdad 8-26-04
Lance is deep in the forest huntin when... Hey look, it's a twelve point!!	I'm gone kill dat durn sum'bitch!!	I got em!!

 

Andrew 3.0 by Timmysdad 8-26-04
At Andy roo's house... Yesss!!! Level up. Now I've just got to get to San'Doria and get my link shell for the group meeting at the auction house in Gelsba. www.gamefaqs.com	Hey look! Landon and JP are on gamefaqs...	Oh my god! Landonio just called somebody a n00b on gamefaqs... what a fag. I'll have to tell Jon about this the next time in in Norrath... he'll ROFL for sure.

 

Timmy's dad seeks employment... by Timmysdad 8-26-04
At the local street corner... ... So uh, I see you're one of those pimps, huh.	I don't deal with people like you... I'm sorry. I'd like to, uh... become one of your, uh, you know... hoes. If I'm your first man, that's okay. I'll do just about anything so long as its under 12 years old...	DURN IT!!

 

Wanna pet my Poopy? by Timmysdad 8-26-04
I forgive you Mr. Kitty. It's alright now.	Why hello there mister. Would you like to pet my poopy. He's ever so soft. Aren't you poopy?? Who's the soft kitty??	???? Hey there. I wanna pet Poopy...

 

Landon has a run in with Timmy's dad... by Timmysdad 8-27-04
Landon is at church... Why hello there young boy. I see you've been coming to church quite often. Hi, mr. completely unsuspicious catholic priest.	You, me, confession room, five minutes. Timmy's dad??!!!	DURNIT!! Aw, aw, how'd you know it was me?? Well, T dad, I could tell it was you because the normal catholic priest doesn't even ask if I want it. He just kind of bends me over a chair and... well, you know.

 

Hey look, it's JP the spaz!! by Timmysdad 8-27-04
Nothing is happening at all when, JP, unprovoked goes on one of his trademark wacky spaz fits. WHooahh I'm a wacky spaztic freak. Whoooaah! There he goes again...	JP goes on a rampage, like he always does when anything at all happens to him. Don't call me a spaz Jordan! HGUGhghh!!!	Hey look at me! I'm gonna spaz at the white house! Stop it JP. You're crazy.

 

Untitled by Timmysdad 9-01-04
Hey Gaddis... What JP...	BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...	BEEAATINN STICK I hate you JP, I'm leaving.

 

Jon on go gaya... by Timmysdad 9-01-04
Hey look, Shurui's on go gaya... I'm gonna go wale on him www.go-gaya.com	Hey Shurui, you're a fag...	Oh, man that was awesome. I gotta tell Andrew next time I'm in Gelsba how I totally waled on him... and get some magus class weapon skill...

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