Turns out he couldn't quit...

Author: Timmysdad

Date: August 24, 2004

by Timmysdad
8-24-04
Andrew in ten years, working in a Mcdonalds somwhere in the western realm of Northport
So anyway, I was leveling up in Gelsba when this n00b just asked me for some elven armor. I was just like pffft! you're straight. clearly.
Um... aren't you supposed to take my order?
Oh, sorry. Would you like me to synthesize you some fire crystals--I mean hamburgers??
Why sure... I'll have the value meal with a small order of fries.
That'll be 15,000 gil.
I'm leaving.