All comics by TinCanMan

 

by TinCanMan
8-03-01

 

by TinCanMan
8-03-01
I want to go home
Wait. I am home

 

by TinCanMan
8-03-01
Mommy told me if I studied harder I would get better marks
I told Mommy if she put out a little more, daddy wouldn't come home smelling like a distillery every night.

 

by TinCanMan
8-03-01
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by TinCanMan
8-03-01
I lost $2000 at the horse track the other night.
If you find it, please let me know.

 

by TinCanMan
8-03-01
Hey kids! Alcohol should be used in moderation.
I'm drunk right now.

 

by TinCanMan
8-03-01
I'm bored.
3 years later...
I'm bored.

 

by TinCanMan
8-03-01
Yesterday my cat ran away.
Now I've got all this cat food to get rid of.
Who wants to come over for dinner?

 

by TinCanMan
8-03-01
I used to smoke, drink, gamble and consort with women of ill-repute.
But I managed to turn myself around around and I took up reading.
Now I'm Hooked on Phonics©

 

by TinCanMan
8-03-01
I just saw my neighbor running down the street naked with her hair on fire and raw pork chops taped to her ankles.
It must be Friday.

 

by TinCanMan
8-03-01
My parents got me a cool watch for Christmas.
It had all these buttons and handy functions.
I got fifteen bucks for it at the pawnshop.

 

by TinCanMan
8-03-01
My teacher gave me an 'F' on my science project.
I guess she didn't think putting sugar in her gas tank was very scientific.

 

by TinCanMan
8-03-01
My friend lost a tooth the other day.
He put it under his pillow and got 15 cents from the Tooth Fairy.
We knocked the rest of 'em out with a hammer today.

 

by TinCanMan
8-03-01
I got a new bike for my birthday.
I threw it off the roof and it doesn't work no more.
They sure don't make things like they used to.

 

by TinCanMan
8-03-01
What? My collective bargaining agreement allows for one fifteen minute break for every four hours I work.

 

by TinCanMan
8-03-01
I thought things weren't going very well in my life.
Then I found Jesus.
He was begging for change on the street corner.

 

by TinCanMan
8-03-01
I got sent to the principal's office for eating in class.
He told me never to bring my barbecue to school again.

 

by TinCanMan
8-07-01
My teacher told me I can't bring props in for show n' tell no more.
I guess I better return this corpse to the cemetary.

 

by TinCanMan
8-10-01
I went to the arcade with my friends yesterday.
PREPARE YOURSELF FOR YOUR DOOM MEATLING
Then we got mugged on the way home.

 

by TinCanMan
8-10-01
My neighbour's dog used to always crap on my driveway.
I put a stop to it though.
Course, with all the bullet holes, he's now bleeding on my driveway.

 

by TinCanMan
4-19-02
Whoa!
The brown acid is bad! Don't take the brown acid!

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