Evil, yet not topical, really.

Author: Tinman

Date: August 3, 2001

by Tinman
8-03-01
I've got to say Andy, this park is superb! I love the 'It's a small, small corpse' boat ride, not to mention the 'aborted fetuses around the world' tour. The animatronics - so lifelike!
And the Samuel Blythe Haynes Musical Variety Jamboree Fireworks Extravanganza show! Wow! That little California Rasin sure puts on a good show!
Yes, indeed.
But... You're really telling me this was the best use they could find for the Millennium Dome?
Yep - Infact, we actually got 1.2 million pound from the lottery charities commision...