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| Still, there is a bright side to the destruction of my theme park. | |
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| Yes. I now have about 12 tons of what could be called 'chargrilled beef jerky' once the shrapnel is removed lying in a burnt retail park in London. | |
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| Of course, why bother removing the shrapnel when you could just sell it to African governments at a vastly inflated rate as foreign aid? | |
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| By Jove! We could sell it on the basis that if you drink water after eating it, it's more filling! | |
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| And the genius part is - they don't even have any water! | |
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