Yeah, I'm definetly going to hell.

Author: Tinman

Date: August 3, 2001

by Tinman
8-03-01
Somewhere in Africa...
Good news. We managed to sell all the shrapnel jerky.
Great!
Somewhere in Africa...
Bad News. A helicopter full of B-list celebrities brought water to the african masses.
How is that bad news?
Somewhere in Africa...
The jerky expanded too quickly for the tiny, frail african stomachs to hold. Almost everyone in Africa has exploded in a mass of shrapnel and guts.
Ah. Well, they probably deserve it. The barbarians were eating dead baby!