Dilemma

Author: Tinman

Date: August 3, 2001

by Tinman
8-03-01
Trapped in Africa...
Tinman, I'm not sure you understand the gravity of the situation. If this old man dies, we owe the 6 billion dollars of debt!
So what's the old geezer doing? Resting? I hope he's attached to a ventilator.
No, he's chained to a boulder working in the fields to pay off the debt.
Shit. There's only one thing to do when third world problems become too much to bear...
What?
Get a bunch of B-list celebrities for a meaningless fundraiser so the average housewife can forget those nagging feelings of pity for another few years.